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Quote of the Day

People say to me, "You're not very feminine." Well they can suck my dick.

-Roseanne

Pussy for Peace!

These are awesome, had I more money I'd get a pair for all my girlfriends! We'd be just like our Greek homegirls in Lysistrata.

4 Little Girls

4 Little Girls
See this documentary. Spike Lee directed it, it is not a happy story but one that I think is important. There are some graphic images of corpses so be prepared for that. Also if keep your eyes open, you might get to see someone with my last name spewing out racist crap. That was something of a shocker, a possible distant (very distant) relative of mine taking a stand against civil rights. A proud, proud, proud moment for my family.

And my Mother wonders why I have always wanted to change my last name.

So long ago...

This picture was taken ten years ago on my last night in the Solomon Islands. It hasn't weathered very well and I lost the negative, but it is one of my favorite photographs. I only wish Princess (the fellow who took the picture) was also in it. I can't believe ten years have already passed. I had thought I would be back there by now teaching at King George VI, my old Alma matter. I've always intended to go even if just for a little while.

Quote of the Day

America I've given you all and now I'm nothing...
I can't stand my own mind
America when will we end the human war?
Go fuck yourself with your atom bomb.

-Allen Ginsberg
America

Sigh

Bill and I went to a meeting today to try and determine if it is worth our while to sell our goodies at the local craft market. We walked away not much wiser. I don't know if I am going to give it a shot or not. I wasn't really impressed with the organizers, and I am not sure that what I have to sell would go over very well in such a rural market. I think I will make a bunch of stuff with the materials I already have and try it for a day. If it works out cool, if not I will have birthday gifts galore for the next little while.

Quote of the Day

My Father was a proctologist, mother an abstract artist. That's how I see the world.

-Sandra Bernhard

Impending pain

Ever since I posted that image of Lindsie, I have had this sensation of an anvil above my head. I feel as though she is waiting for the right moment to let the sucker drop, exactly when I least expect it. Which has me feeling slightly jumpy.

Quote of the Day

The art of being a woman can never consist of being a bad imitation of a man.

-Olga Knopf

Geez

Oh dear. Last night a good chum of mine was held up at needle point for $40. She had a syringe of her own blood. Can you imagine being so out of it or desperate for something that you would go to that extreme? Not only that but she had previously come into the place where he was working and offered him a blow job. This happened in Duncan, on my street to someone I know, right across the road from an elementary school. Fuck.

Quote of the Day

When my mother found my diaphragm, I told her it was a bathing cap for my cat.

Liz Winston

Jane Austen is hot!

Quote of the Day

I felt about as welcome as a fart in a space suit.

-Billy Connolly

Quote of the Day

I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.

-Jane Austen

(Who suspiciously sounds like Two Shot)

Kate the Great

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.

-Katherine Hepburn

Ever have one of those days when you just feel like a blockhead?

I took this picture in Nice with Mark's camera, the camera I now own because I smacked it into a pyramid. Woooops.

Whoa

Alright so no doubt by now you have all heard about the astronaut Captain Lisa Nowak and her aborted kidnapping attempt. For my part I thought booooring more inane American bullshit, that was until I heard about the diaper. Part of her cunning plan involved a long drive, so she decided to bring a diaper so she would not have to pull over. I have to admit there is a certain crazy-lazy part of me that thought that is fucking brilliant. No wonder she made it through Nasa, that is the kind of practicality I want to see more of in this world. No, no when we have places to go, let not mere urine stand in our way!


I felt about as comfortable as a fart in a spacesuit.

-Billy Connolly

Quote of the Day

I was going to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was cake in it.


-Leslie Boone

Mummy Dearest, or the Man Magnet.

I don't know who the man in the blue and white shirt is, but next to him is my 63 year old Mother. Next to her in the blue turban is Andre, a civil engineer from South Africa, he travels the world building wells. The fellow behind Andre is another international man of mystery, I have no idea who he is. Finally the young man in the red shirt is the one who tried to use me to marry his way out of Egypt, oh but I was tempted. I think the deal breaker was when he started telling me how I should be more obediant. His Mother died a year or two ago and Mom felt sorry for him and started feeding him. You know some older women collect cats, my Mom is just more ambitous.

Everywhere my Mother travels she seems to draw young men to her. She aquired 8 foster sons when she lived in the Solomons.

My Bitches

How can I start my new blog without posting an image from the first play I directed? Yes, there were problems, yes there were days when I wanted to rip my hair out and run around like a screaming loon, but to my credit, I did not. Well there were minor wobblies but we all made it through intact. It was a learning experience and for that I will always treasure the production. Aw, look at my boys they were all so pretty!

Dingbat 1, Snow 0!

Dingo's first time in the white stuff and it was love at first sight. He would dive head first into any available bank of snow, try to eat/breath it in all at the same time. Then he tried to hump the snow. Remember that time he tried to eat a light bulb? I think his sheer enthusiasm for everything more than makes up for his lack of intelligence. He lives his life as though every millisecond counts, everything he encounters he tries eating, screwing or jumping on. Nothing goes un-tested.

Come to think of it he reminds me of several men I know.

On the Road Again, eventually.

I am going to Newfoundland YAY!!!!
A long term dream of mine is coming true I am going to the oldest city in North America!!!
Fucken rights!

We will be staying here, I know it looks swish but its the third cheapest hotel we could find. Why did we settle on the third cheapest?
Well since you asked, the cheapest would have meant Haggis, myself and Wee Mia sharing a bed. Last time I did that Wee Mia booted me in the head. So in order to prevent me walloping her back, Haggis has decided we will not all be sharing a bed.
Why not the second cheapest?
Because the second cheapest is way hell and gone, and the Battery Hotel is within walking distance to the happy couples home.


Disclaimer: Gnome does not beat small children.